The Life and Times of Geoffrey Emerson Webster

Ok, so life sucks sometimes

intellectualfop@aol.com — Mon, 23 May 2005 03:49:35 GMT

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! I HATE MY JOB

Ok, feeling a little better after that. Not alot, but a little. Ok, where do I start? Well, I'm 20, I live in Oswego, and I never update this fucking thing, but I'm going to try. So, Dan and I are trying to sell this big, overstated pink elephant of a mausoleum we call home. Were willing to take a bit of a loss because we want to move to this GREAT CO-OP in Syracuse. Would be nice to live in a city again....this is so fucking RURAL, and not in a good old fashioned CT rural, but more of a trailer park hick sort of way, and that isnt my scene at all! Plus, a 20's condo would be snazzy! I'm very very excited, even if I do hope the Lowes in Oswego blows up before tomorrow morning. HATE it!!!! Paint Department blows, hate facing product all damn day and being the only person who knows how to use a fucking ladder for downstocking, which is annoying....I mean, do we really need to have literally 300 69cent brushes at a time? are we expecting some kind of mad run on them? NO! its just to keep me from ever having 2 seconds to enjoy myself

CHRIST, MUST GET NEW JOB

I never update

intellectualfop@aol.com — Fri, 11 Mar 2005 15:20:21 GMT

Ok, Oswego may be architectually charming, but the gay boys of Oswego are a really sick, queeny insestuous bunch, all of whom dont seem to even remotely want to deal with ANYONE outside of there little set, I mean, who do they think they are? Caroline Astor? I mean, I live in a beautiful, large, tastefully decorated house, I'm good looking and funny, I have a long term boyfriend so its not like im about to fuck my way threw there little society. Anyhow, the reason I'm cranky is because after I went threw and emailed basically every queen in Oswego on Myspace, about half of them have read my message, yet none have gotten around to sending it back. I also noticed that there friends list is crowded with basically all the same people. It looks like a drama vortex like nothing CT has EVER seen!

Sunday Morning....

intellectualfop@aol.com — Sun, 21 Nov 2004 16:45:40 GMT

I'm awake, go me.

I have a bit of a cold and I feel like crap right now

Dan managed to get my cold yesterday

We are not amused

I worked last night

I have to work tonight, 6-11

plus, an hour there and back

Grr

Had a nice chat with Michaels new friend...he amuses me and tells me whats REALLY going on

I'm a little bored

SO, life in General

intellectualfop@aol.com — Sat, 13 Nov 2004 20:25:57 GMT

HI!

My name is Geoff Webster! I live in Oswego NY!

Ok, fine, I've lived here for like 3 weeks. I happen to live in a massive Eastlake mansion that seems to get messier every time I turn around. If anyone wants to be my live in domestic, please, speak now!

The good news is Dan finally comes home sunday night for good. Equally important, he's bringing me the large sideboard. This makes me happy.

Last night, I ripped the ugly, 80's fabric off the Settee built into the staircase. The original crimson velvet was underneath. Much generalised joy and rejoicing.

I also got a job. I start my training sunday. This makes me happy, cause there paying me 8 bucks an hour, which is damn good up here, I think

I hope a quarter tank of gas will get me to s'cuse and back. Hail Mary, full of Grace.

I need to run the dishwasher again. I spend half my life running the bloody dishwasher.

No matter what I try, the walk it closet seems to get messier and messier. I dont know why. I'm sure dan will rectify this when he gets home.

I am really really fucking broke

I'm almost out of milk

I dont have a cassarole dish

The counters in my kitchen are tile, which is impossable to keep clean, and really low

The kitchen floor is Pergo.

I have a whole room dedicated to the storage of my plates

I like it in there, but its cold

The Upstairs bathroom has a clawfoot tub, I like it in there

It gets very warm in the upstairs bath, I like that too

I'm pretty sure that the back stairs have less steps then the front stairs, there rather scary

I'm going to count them

There are 16 back stairs, 17 front stairs

I, as usual, was right.

I need to rewallpaper the drawing room and get all new furniture for it

The piano vexes me to no end

I like smoking on the second floor balcony better then the first floor porch

I'm going away now

Ruby, Listen Up!

intellectualfop@aol.com — Sat, 13 Nov 2004 20:10:13 GMT

Chicken Ala King

WARNING - This is not something to undertake lightly, this can take several hours.

Adapted from Recipe used in the "Gold Room" at the Hotel Casey, Scranton PA\

Serves Four

4 chicken breasts, cut into aprox. 1/2 inch cubes
1 Green Bell Pepper, hulled, cored and seeds removed - minced very finely
1 small jar of pilmentos, drained - minced very finely
1 small can of mushrooms, drained - minced very finely
1 small onion - minced very finely
1/2 pint heavy (whipping) cream
1/2 cup dry cooking sherry
1/2 cup butter
1 heaping teaspoon minced garlic
2 Chicken Bouillion cubes, crushed to powder
1 Chicken Bouillion cube, not crushed
Freshly Ground Pepper - to taste
Fresh Parsley
1 egg
Flour

Step One. Add uncrushed bouillion cube to a pot of boiling water. Add Cubed chicken breasts, and cook until white and firm. Drain.

Step Two. In large, high walled pan, melt butter over medium heat. Add Sherry, freshly ground pepper, fresh parsley, and garlic, pilmentos, onion, mushrooms and green pepper. Simmer stirring for 10 minutes.

Step Three. Add diced, cooked, and drained chicken to simmering vegetable. Simmer for 10 minutes, stirring occasionally.

Step Four. Open carton of Whipping Cream. Add powdered bouillion cubes, and shake vigourusly until well mixed. Add to pan, beating lightly with whisk.

Step Five. When Cream mixture reaches boiling, add one tablespoon of flour to pan. Beat vigourosly until well mixed. Contine adding flour until the cream sauce reaches the thickness of unset pudding

Step Six. Remove from heat, add egg and beat vigourosly until well mixed. Serve over a bed of white rice.

Victrolas!

intellectualfop@aol.com — Sun, 31 Oct 2004 06:09:30 GMT

Come see the slutty show slutty throw pillows are cumming about! Victrolas ! The story stars the main character Richard Bellamy , played by Diane Keaton, who is an erotic 1925 Rolls Royce in search of plush shiny sofas . On Richard Bellamy 's journey through 165 Eaton Place, Richard Bellamy falls madly in love with the Greek Revival Rose Buck , played by Bette Midler . Richard Bellamy then runs into the Morning Room and sees Kate Bridges , played by Goldie Hawn . The audience Knife Sharpens as Richard Bellamy and Rose Buck sing and scrub across the stage. 9 of Lady Marjorie's Diamonds join Rose Buck on stage for the sterile song called Iris Drawing Room Chiosorie Screen. London Times says Hells Bells ! This show is this show is bitchy ! Fornicate quickly and buy YOUR tickets for Victorlas today!

Oswego!

intellectualfop@aol.com — Thu, 16 Sep 2004 14:00:02 GMT

Dan bought a bar in oswego, so were moving there! Fun. Trying to sell the condo. Im working a decent bit, but life is, on the whole, pretty calm. Expect last night! Went ot Pride with Leslie and Shannon. Then, Leslie, Shannon, Joey, Caroline and I all went to joeys house and got drunk and danced alot. Fun. Had to drive leslie to Busnell Towers, she crashed on the couch after puking all over the back seat of the Jetta. Bizzare evening. Dan was mad because I wasnt home to help him get the Land Rover to the shop. Grr. My fault, I forgot. Well, im off....will try and update more!

Yo

intellectualfop@aol.com — Fri, 20 Aug 2004 13:43:06 GMT

Life is really calm and placid, if a bit boring. The main excitement is Dan and I are trying to buy a house in the semi-ghetto. On the downside, it was cheaply rehabed by the city, on the upside, its fucking huge! 3 storys, back stairs, and lots of rooms I dont need, including an unfinished third floor/ballroom (someday!) Hopefully, will have good news soon!

Culture, in a big way

intellectualfop@aol.com — Wed, 04 Aug 2004 04:57:44 GMT

Dan and I went to the Wadsworth. Carravagio still on loan. till 2006. Grr. There painting the walls in this beautiful beaux artes marble stairwell with a sol lawitt mural. Gag me with a spoon. Later, did Greatful dead concert. That was a trip, b ut a very long one. Didnt get home till like 1. My ankle hurts, and I didnt get stoned. Pity, eh?

China!

intellectualfop@aol.com — Tue, 27 Jul 2004 13:43:12 GMT

Dan and I looked at real estate. LOTS of real estate. I made hamburgers for dinner. Stopped over at Mommies, where she gave me Nana's wedding china. Complete set for 8, although originally was probobly a set for 14...I have as follows...

12 dinner plates
10 berry bowls
14 bread and butter plates
11 soup bowls
8 dessert plates
9 fruit bowls
11 saucers
9 teacups
2 platters
gravy boat
circular handled plate
circular handled bowl
waste bowl
sugar bowl

Dinner party

intellectualfop@aol.com — Mon, 26 Jul 2004 01:05:44 GMT

Work was unintersting. Dinner Party for Joanne (6a) went well. apartment looked beautiful, much gossip. Went to flea market this morning, dan wouldnt spend 95 dollars fo a 12 person dinner set....dinner plates, salad plates, dessert plates, soup bowls, fruit bowls, cups, saucers, sugar bowl, creamer, and several serving pieces. Grr. Work was boring, as was Rainbow Room. Did dishes when I got home.

Murders, Opium, and Painters

intellectualfop@aol.com — Sat, 24 Jul 2004 00:43:39 GMT

Leslie and I went to the Cemetary. Opium is fun. the 2 are not nessicarrly coneccted. Were discussing murders and assorted deaths in the town of burlington. How Did Megan Fabrizzios father die? Heart attack? Car accident? Heart attack in a car, leading to an accident? Did that girl who got raped by her brother hack her to pieces and then put her in the trunk or just put her in the trunk? Who knows? Who cares? WE CARE! We also saw these 2 hot guys painting there apartment (forth floor, that building on the corner of gold and main, wityh the pink cement were supposed to think is pink granate but we dont) they were hot and shirtless and painting, so we looked. Fun Fun Fun!

Grocerys and more

intellectualfop@aol.com — Thu, 22 Jul 2004 14:48:48 GMT

Dan and I went grocery shopping....The Joy! Got lots of food. Made Chicken Quesadeas for lunch. Mommy and I went to Christmas tree shop. Bought small household items. Came home, made Crab Quiche. Watched Golden Girls and Nanny, went to bed.

intellectualfop@aol.com — Wed, 21 Jul 2004 15:32:10 GMT

How to make a Geoffrey Emerson Webster

Ingredients:

1 part anger

3 parts arrogance

3 parts leadership

Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add curiosity to taste! Do not overindulge!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Power Loss and other such things

intellectualfop@aol.com — Wed, 21 Jul 2004 15:30:46 GMT

Busy Day. Went to beach with Dan and Steven Wolf. Killer Waves. Came home. Cleaned and such. Went to Tisane, was supposed to meet David and give him his gucci glasses. He didnt show. We ended up taking a tour of New Britian with Christopher. Then had lavish dinner at his house while I chose paint chips. Came home to find hartford without street lamps, stop signs, or power in my building. Had to manually open garage door. Not fun. Then climb 11 flights of stairs to reach our overheated apartment. Shortly after settling in bed, power came back, i was happy. Ran the front door key back to Butler-McCook. Going Grocery shopping later. Fun Fun Fun!

Driving

intellectualfop@aol.com — Tue, 20 Jul 2004 13:12:15 GMT

Dan and I had a busy day. looked at bar with Kathy. Bar was discustingly dirty, but the second floor apartment was SO ratpack, to die for. I would have to gut, naturally. Lots of the original wallpaper is under the ugly stuff. Beautiful carpeting from the 30's or 40's in the hallway, mint condition....no wear, no fading. Went to Dinner at Mill on the River, got very drunk. later, did blowjobs in the elevator. Almost got caught...mortifying. Dan and I were on our way out. We decided, why bother looking at real estate listings online, when we could just drive everwhere and see them in person. Sadly, not much for sale was worth looking at. Going to the beach today, and Tisane tonight. David, come to Tisane, I'll give you back your Guccis. No, i havent worn them, tempting as it is.

Culture

intellectualfop@aol.com — Sun, 18 Jul 2004 16:12:44 GMT

Dan and I wnet for culture last night in a big way. We scalped tickets to see Prince. We were on the floor, about, 50 or 60 feet from stage, if that. Pretty Good show, although he still has that patent leather latin lover hair thing going on. Good show all and all. Then we went to Wendy's, mainly because it was still open. We really wanted Pizza, but, they werent delivering anymore. Grr. Today, im going off to work. I, in case you dont know, work in a museum. And, Frankly, a rather crappy one....the family had virtually no historical signifgance, and the major accopmleshment was to have the oldest house on Main Street. It's small, and fairly conservitive. I'm the only gay boy, that I know of. The tour director is a lesbian, but im the only queer. Very Bizzare. Hoping Les will show up today, or I will stalk him down and kill him. yesterday was too, too boring for words. Although, listening to Les is also too too boring. Humm....not sure whats worse. I look so cute, im wearing this pink and yellow striped shirt from Express, with khackis and brown leather accessories. I'm such a queen! Stupid Boring Work!

trying day at work

intellectualfop@aol.com — Sat, 17 Jul 2004 22:21:10 GMT

work was ok, well, accually, it was fun. bunch of guides, no guests, hung out and chilled sort of deal. Sadly, at 1, they all left, and Les didn't show up. So I was all alone till 4. Boring! Gave my first tour, went pretty well. Locked up house, came home. Still, kinda cranky about it. oh well

Life

intellectualfop@aol.com — Thu, 15 Jul 2004 21:15:48 GMT

So, I work I got the job, I'm a guide

im going to try to update moe often.

Bushnell Towers goings on!

23A is remodeling our kitchen

were doing ours too

Whoo!

intellectualfop@aol.com — Wed, 30 Jun 2004 20:45:45 GMT

I think I got a job! I'm most likely going to be a tourguide @ the Butler-McCook House and Garden. To me, it looks like a mansion, of course, anything with real hallways and a dining room...well, to me, its a palace! This should be alot of fun!

Life

intellectualfop@aol.com — Tue, 29 Jun 2004 20:37:26 GMT

Getting fed up with this job "hunt"....stupid carosel people are dicking me around. Life is fairly dull here. We finally got the drapes, and the hall tree was here when we got back from vacation, so the house is shaping up. Im turning into quite the little housewife, if I do say so myself. Sadly, its kinda dull. Mommy and I did our thing, she bought me a cappachino machine at a tag sale, and then bought me 2 of those cutsie bamboo plant things at the dollar store. She assurse me I cant kill them!

In St. Maarten

intellectualfop@aol.com — Sat, 12 Jun 2004 15:12:18 GMT

Weather is beautiful, plane ride was hell. cigarettes are 1.50 a pack, and the booze is cheap and plentiful. You can buy beer at McDonalds....Utterly Bizzare. They also sell fried chicken and buffalo wings. I bought a pack of silk cuts, there so BritFic....there not that great though, glad I didnt get a carton. Well, im Off, were at an Internet Cafe, and the weather is nice!
Bye!

Life...

intellectualfop@aol.com — Sat, 29 May 2004 02:29:21 GMT

Dan and I had a little fight, everything seems to be ok though. Im making a Chocolate Almond Cake...I feel bad. Leslie and I got stoned in Cedar Hill Cemitary....lots of fun! Ate leftover chicken and mashed potatos....good. I'm off...

Ok, i'm gunna be good again!

intellectualfop@aol.com — Wed, 26 May 2004 20:00:24 GMT

Sorry about the vacation from updating. Yesterday Dan and I went to the beach. I wore the cutest cutoffs and tanktop...so hot....the water was fridged, but the waves were huge, so I spent most of the time in the water, and got royally burnt, as did Dan. We went to Alex's confirmation thingy, took alot longer then I planned. Came home, made dinner, collapesed.
This morning woke up close to dead. Dan went out to grab BK for lunch, but his stalker was there, so he went to MD's instead. grabbed me cough syrup. Slept more, just taking a very lazy day.

Oh, a few days ago, I asked Danielle for her recipie for clams with red sauce-

danielle4247: hey
IntellectualFop: whats up?
danielle4247: just woke up
IntellectualFop: how's life?
danielle4247: grand
danielle4247: you?
IntellectualFop: wonderful....I'm making cookies
danielle4247: im a horrible baker
danielle4247: i start off making one thing
danielle4247: and it turns into something completel different
IntellectualFop: that not good.....
danielle4247: lol not at all
IntellectualFop: I heard from Amanda u make a great clams with red sauce....Can you get me the recipie?
danielle4247: huh?
danielle4247: i dont cook
danielle4247: and how do you know amanda?
danielle4247: and wait what?
IntellectualFop: I know everyone
danielle4247: you lost me
IntellectualFop: and she told me you make her a great clams with red sauce once a month, she cant get enough
danielle4247: i dont make clams with red sauce
danielle4247: and which amanda is this?
IntellectualFop: nevermind
IntellectualFop: I guess its not as good as she said it was
danielle4247: i dont cook for amanda
danielle4247: maybe she meant someone else
danielle4247: and she's allergic to fish
danielle4247: she doesnt eat clams
danielle4247: Im afraid i have no idea what youre talking about
IntellectualFop: I know she LOVES your clams with red sauce!
danielle4247: she can't eat them geoff
danielle4247: she's allergic
danielle4247: she'll die.
danielle4247: and furthermore, i dont cook them
danielle4247: I dont like clams
danielle4247: aight
danielle4247: im off to the mall..
IntellectualFop: whatever you fancy
danielle4247: later.

Life with Dan

intellectualfop@aol.com — Fri, 21 May 2004 04:17:30 GMT

So, life is peachy....umm, ill start updating more now...bye!